Sunday, February 15, 2009

Just because someone doesn't LOVE YOU the way you want them to LOVE YOU

Just because someone doesnt love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have....Here is a LOVE STORY of Ralph and Edna:

Ralph and Edna were Both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the head nurse director Became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have GOOD new and BAD news. The GOOD new is your're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and savethe life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The BAD news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

Edna repliled, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

Happy day after Valentines Day, see you tomorrow, the shop will be opened on Presidents Day from noon till 4:00 We may be closed on Tuesday check back here and we will announce if the storm will affect our day or not.

13 comments:

Susan said...

OMG! LOL! That was a good one! Never saw it coming! I am sure there have been those who wanted to hang me up to dry...chuckle...
Susan *dutchrose*

Tedi said...

Edna & Ralph are not silly... you made me laugh and I love to laugh!
Thank you,
Tedi
http://www.petitebookstore.com/blog/

Mimi Sue said...

Very cute. Mimi

Patricia said...

Well that sure caught me from nowhere! Good laugh and a well needed one at that, thanks.
Pat
Patricia Rose-A Potpourri of Fabric, Fragrance and Findings
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Miniature Patisserie Chef said...

LoL. Like Susan, I did not expect that ending! That was a good one. Makes me laugh!

Have a good week ahead!

Pei Li

Beloved Creations said...

omg lol and i have fell in the floor laughing.

Carolee Crafts said...

That gave me a laugh did not expect that ending, thank you for sharing

Marie said...

Now, that's a love story!! Brenda, you are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Marie

Shabby Rose Cottage said...

giggle,giggle

Susie said...

That is too funny Brenda! Thanks for the levity and here I thought it was going to be a mushy Valentine love story.....
Susie of The Polka Dot Rose

Michelle (Shell) May said...

Haaaaaaaaaaahaaaahhhhhhaaaa! love it!
bunny hugs,
shell

kath@retromantic antiques said...

Ok that was just sick but it made me laugh! kath

Kelly said...

You have no idea how close to home that story is for me right now... I swear I'm living in one flew over the cuckoos nest land.. between my Mom and my mentally unstable sister--I'm convinced she has borderline personality disorder or something similiar, I kid you not!
Thanks so much, I needed the laugh, a whole bunch!
Love you,
Kelly